Audi RS4 (2007)

March 20, 2007 - If, for some reason, the automotive gods decided to smile upon us and let us have any one car in the world, any car we desire out of the millions made over the past century or so, we know exactly which car we'd choose. We like to drive fast, but as we're quite happy with the size and performance of our genitalia, we wouldn't opt for a "dream car" like a Bugatti Veyron or Ferrari FXX. We also wouldn't do the Gran Turismo fanboy-thing and choose a GT-R. Despite what you kids in Georgia think, GT-Rs are rather common (we know several people that have 'em) and we can pick one up in Japan for the price of a used Hyundai. To be honest, we just can't feel special in a car that every yankii and yankii-wannabe throws a fart can on. Moving on to the real reason we wouldn't choose any of the aforementioned vehicles is that they're just not practical. We've never been the types of people to want a Jay Leno-shaming garage; we just want one vehicle that can do everything we want. We're too lazy to hop in and out of different vehicles; we just want one car that can tear up a race track, carry our ladies in relative comfort and haul a drum set if needed. And since we started this story saying that we could only choose one vehicle, there is only one ride we can think of that perfectly combines our wants of ultra performance, comfort, style and drum set-carrying ability. That vehicle, ladies and gentlemen, is the Audi RS4.